overheard at college / random funny things

“Does anyone want to play Christmas music?” - bible study leader

“YES I HAVE A FOUR HOUR LONG PLAYLIST.” - me

“GUYS THAT CALC EXAM WAS FOR BABIES. Okay now I’m going to go study for my three finals tomorrow.” - guy 1 *leaves*

“Nah, he’s going to play video games.” - guy 2

“Ooh, I want to go to Canada! Joe’s there.” - s

“Who’s Joe?” - my ra

“JOE MAMA.” - s

“NOOOOO! You promised!” - ra

“Well, that was yesterday.” - s

“Ooh, who are you taking to the Military Ball?” -my ra

“Joe.” - s

“NOOOO” - everyone

“Who’s Joe?” - g

“JOE MAMA.” - s

“STOP ENCOURAGING HER.” - k

*in dining hall*

*huge crash as a guy knocks over a metal stool*

*silence, then everyone starts clapping*

“Yup. This is college.” - m

“How would you all feel if I said I was going to summon the devil right now?” - lit professor

“I haven’t had an opinion since October.” - girl in my british lit class

You should just be a jellyfish. - guy

Um, I don’t think so. - girl

Well, my goal in life is to become a ficus plant. - guy

So there goes my lifelong dream of getting a nose ring. - my ra

Oh my gosh, there’s that guy who legit never wears a shirt. - a

It’s 9pm and like 56 degrees, and he’s shirtless? - me

Now he’s stretching his legs. - j

He folds his laundry in front of his window, shirtless. - a

Man, Sebastian Stan is really good looking. - m

YES THANK YOU I KNOW. - me

There’s a guy in my dorm who didn’t know what the World Series was. - me

He should have his Man Card taken away. - dad

So has anyone seen Apocalypto before? - archaeology prof

Nooooooooo. - everyone

It came out in 2006. I guess you all were a little too young for it then. - archaeology prof

I think I’m still too young for it now. - student

So I decided to move the due date for your paper to next week, to give you all more time. - history prof

YES THANK YOU I LOVE YOU. - buff football player

*awkward silence* - everyone

Hey, wanna hear my playlist of my favorite Taylor Swift songs? It’s only four hours. - guy in my dorm

- m e r r y c h r i s t m a s ! -

so blogger still won't let me respond to comments -_-.

anyway, hope y'all have a very merry christmas, and a happy new year!

x o x o,

allison

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p. s. forgot to mention: i got instagram! not going to link to it here, since it's my full name & my face is all over it, and not ready to reveal all that, lol. however, i have followed a lot of y'all, so yes, i'm that random girl with the bio about bucky and psych and harry potter. ;)