*7am*
teenage guy: hey i'll have a bacon, egg, + cheese sandwich, to go
me: okay, that'll be $4.50
guy *pays + leaves a penny as a tip + walks away*
me: wow, thank you. have a great day.
lady: do you sell chopped chicken liver?
me: um, no
lady: okay, i'll just take this cream cheese
*after she leaves*
my boss *gags*: i will never sell chopped chicken liver
*guy pays for his order*
me: do you want a receipt?
guy: no thank you, carol
*he leaves*
me: uhhhh???
my boss: did he just call you carol?
me: um yes?
*three minutes before we close, a lady walks in*
my boss, under her breath: oh no, not her. haha, you get her!
*my boss disappears into the back kitchen*
me: oh great
me *coughs + tries to keep from laughing*: um, i'm so sorry, sir, but all our bagels have holes in them
guy: ugh, fine.
*he literally has me pick up every bagel + scrutinize the holes*
*after he leaves*
me: does he not know what bagels are??
shoutout to the guy who sounded just like the godfather xD. also shoutout to the guy who ordered a jalapeño bagel with strawberry cream cheese. *gags*
also, my new favorite thing to get at the shop (bc i get a free bagel per shift ;) is a bagel with bacon, butter, and tomatoes. sounds weird, but it's amazing. xD
hope y'all are doing well!
least favorite Christmas song?
mine's a tie between
"Santa Baby" and "Last Christmas"
xD
merry christmas,
allison
This made me laugh SO HARD. These stories are GREAT. “Um, I’d like a bagel without holes in them.” ??????? WHY?
ReplyDeleteOh, gah, “Last Christmas” is SO ANNOYING! They played it 24/7 in every store where I live last year, and one listen is enough. -_-
aw thank you, Nicole! ikr? xD YES, it seems that this year, "Last Christmas" is haunting me! every time i turn on the radio, it's playing. xD
DeleteMerry Christmas! <3 <3
Fun post!! :)
ReplyDelete-Brooklyne
aw thank you, Brooklyne! Merry Christmas! <3 <3
DeleteLolololol love this post so much 😂😂😂
ReplyDeletexD thank you, Lisa! <3 <3 Merry Christmas!
DeleteOh my gosh--this post was hilarious. XD
ReplyDeleteaw thank you, Kara! <3 <3
DeleteFirst of all -- working at a bagel shop kind of sounds like my dream?? Mildly jealous rn. And your boss sounds great.
ReplyDeleteThese were great. And why ?? would she think a bagel shop ?? would sell chopped liver ? tre confusion.
Eleanor | On the Other Side of Reality
aw yes, working at a bagel shop is amazing (although i'm eating way too many bagels, xD) and my boss is amazing <3. ikr? it was so weird, xD.
Deleteaw thank you, Eleanor! <3 <3
this was amazing, i love these types of posts xD
ReplyDeleteprobably santa baby.
aw thank you, Eliza! YESSS, i hate that song so much, xD.
Delete<3 <3
THIS POST IS PERFECTION.
ReplyDeleteI work in a cafe with my sister and we hear some really off stuff as well. I get penny tips all the time which is both maddening and hilarious. I mean why?!
aw thank you, Kara! <3 <3 ikr? xD
DeleteMerry Christmas! <3
This post is making me want to work in a bagel shop, for the eccentric customers and the free bagel per shift if for nothing else. ;D
ReplyDeleteLila @ The Red-Hooded Writer
<3 <3 it's a lot of fun, xD.
DeleteMerry Christmas! <3
heehee, work humor stories are the BEST.
ReplyDeleteMy least favorite? Baby it's Cold Outside. Yick. Though I can't stand those ones like Last Christmas or Santa Baby or Merry Christmas (War is Over)....please, Christmas is supposed to be joyful, not a blue fest!
ahhh yess, Baby It's Cold Outside isn't one of my favorites :/. ikr??
DeleteMerry Christmas, Catherine! <3 <3