so, there is a running joke in my family that i'm super weird about words. it started this june, but i have no idea how. all i remember is sitting in the passenger seat of our van, heading to the beach with my family, and my dad throwing words at me like "what about this one?" me: "eww gross." dad: "okay, this one!"
summary: i am a very literary person. i love to read and, therefore, words have a special + vivid meaning. thus, certain words are absolutely disgusting and graphically descriptive, and make me gag. i apologize in advance for the disgustingness, xD.
. moist
DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE??? i think it's a universal truth that everyone hates this word. seriously, i looked it up. it's the grossest word according to a nationwide (?) poll. *gags*
. damp
it's just gross, okay? i don't know why it bothers me, but ewwww.
. snigger
ewwww. idk, maybe it's the way it's said, but it really grosses me out.
. puddle
blehh. when i told dad this one, he said, "so this sentence would bother you? a puddle of moist, damp mildew." and i gagged.
. backwash
'nuff said.
. snuffle
some things....just don't need to be explained. they're just gross.
. cocoon
this is actually my dad's idea...this word really grosses him out. it's okay when used as a verb, but the noun usage is *gags*.
. casing
every time we have sausage for dinner, my brothers love to gross me out by using this word as often as possible. x_x
. mildew
I'M SO SORRY FOR HAVING SUCH A GROSS BLOG POST!
me: ooh this is a great idea. i'll write about all the really nasty and disgusting words.
me *after writing it* : oh no, what have i done. i'm going to make everyone sick.
I'M SO SORRY! unless i'm just the weird one and these words don't bother you?
. stump
yup.
. digit
in reference to fingers. *cringes*
. stubby
fun story: at a family lunch with my grandparents + aunt, uncle, + cousins, i was telling my aunt about our "game" (dad and i try to find words to gross each other out), and she thought it was hilarious.
update at next lunch: my aunt tells me that now, her family is doing the same thing, but to find the words that gross "cousin allison" out. xD
. pouch
for some reason, this word really bothers me.
. burrow
just looking at this word makes me want to gag.
. congeal
again, some words are just nasty. like this one.
. molt
-_-
. tub
relatively new addition to my growing list of nasty words. i was in physics class last week, and this is how the conversation went:
friend #1, reading from textbook: place the tub on the board-
me: ew, tub is a gross word.
friend #2: huh yea, i can see that.
*five minutes later*
friend #3: OH MY GOSH, tub is a nasty word! i can't stop thinking about it! okay guys, no one say tub anymore. we'll say container.
and for the rest of class, we made everyone say container instead, xD.
y'all, i am so sorry for this disgusting blog post, xD. next week, i'll have a post with all my favorite words, really good descriptive + vivid ones that instead of gagging, make me laugh. ;)
what words gross you out?
or am i just the weird one
that's super sensitive to
words? xD
who's excited for "the
crimes of grindelwald"
ME!
<3 <3,
allison
Some of these bothered me and others didn't. With moist, if you are describing something in the realm of dessert, I'm cool with it. XD
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I like this idea!
true....i'm okay with using moist to describe dessert. other than that, nope. xD
Deleteaw thank you, Ivie! <3 <3
Oh my! My sister is so against the word moist, and we tease her with it all the time! Fun post idea! :)
ReplyDelete-Brooklyne
oh my gosh xD. my brothers love to tease me with the words i don't like ;)
Deleteaw thanks, Brooklyne! <3
Ugh, ugh, ugh, don’t even talk to me about the word "moist"! That word is so disgustingly vivid . . . okay, I need to stop talking about it because GROSS.
ReplyDeleteBut this was an awesome post idea! Can’t wait for that post with your favorite words!
(Also, yess, Crimes of Grindelwald! As long as they don’t *cough* ruin it, it will be amazing... ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS!)
I KNOW, RIGHT?? it's disgusting *gags*
Deleteaw thank you, Nicole! <3
(I AM SO EXCITED! hopefully i'll order tickets this weekend. i know...they better not ruin it ;)
and I'm like !!!! the only word I dislike here is "snigger" XDD
ReplyDeletexD i'm weird with words ;). yesss, snigger is so gross. xDD
Deletehaha, I had the same reaction, Lisa.....
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DeleteHuh. I guess I'm one of the less sensitive types, because none of these words bother me at all. To me, they're just words. :) However, when someone uses the word "moist" in a weird tone with the INTENTION of grossing me out about something, I can be put-off. But that's all about the person's tone and what he's describing as moist, not the word itself.
ReplyDeleteAw, whatcha talkin' 'bout, "puddle" is the cutest word ever! :D
yea, i'm really sensitive about words, xD. very true! it depends on the person + the thing. but now my siblings love to tease me with saying "moist" randomly and in a gross voice. xD
Deleteaw really? for some reason it weirds me out, xD.
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I've never thought about it but... *shivers* EW TO ALL OF THESE.
ReplyDeletexD hopefully i didn't ruin these words for you! (although they're gross so :/)
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